April Fools
“ There’s a package for you! ” your roommate shouts from the front door as you groggily step out of bed. Patting your hair down, you shuffle across the cold floor to the open door to see a small package in Alex’s hands. “ Looks like it’s… uh… from your grandma ” he mummers, squinting his eyes at the small writing. Giving him a nod of appreciation, you trundle back to your room while Alex’s girlfriend cheerily waves at you from the small living room. Back in the privacy of your room, you smile to yourself as you grab a scissor and carefully cut open the packaging tape. Despite the average snacks and stationary your grandma has been sending over the past few months, you cherish her care. Flipping open the last box lid, a loud bang fills your room, causing you to flinch. “ What the fu--- ” you shout but is cut off as a cloud of pink powder explodes into your face and covers every inch of your room. Spluttering and wiping the dust from your eyes, you look around to see your entire bo...